YOU WIN THIS TIME, MCMAHON! *shakes fist*
YES.I've been arguing that chainsaws are the best for the zombie apocalypse. My husband says nothing beats a katana. This picture is like a metaphor for why we should stay married forever. And possibly for why we shouldn't. A little of both really.
Do you do layaway?
Jenny, the best weapon for the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse? Tiny chainsaw on a stick: http://www.lowes.com/pd_228003-70-NPP2018_0__?productId=1235771&Ntt=pruning+saw&pl=1¤tURL=%2Fpl__0__s%3FNtt%3Dpruning%2Bsaw&facetInfo=
I just asked my guy for a chainsaw katana for Valentine's Day. After all, I'm sure it's a symbol of undying love...or love to kill the dead. Something like that.
I'm a bit concerned that during the Zombie apocalypse the chain saw will require oil, or fuel. I'm thinking a bandolier with fuel cartridges? I'm asking my husband for one of these babies as well.
And what if it's one of those virus-spread zombie infestations? Don't want all that blood flinging around. Also, chainsaws make a lot of noise. I could get behind the katana.
While the chainsaw katana is fantastic and needs to become a reality, baseball bats are the best weapons for a zombie apocalypse. I know this because I have been having recurring awesome dreams about surviving in a zombie apocalypse and after a few false starts early on with swords and chainsaws I now only use baseball bats in my dream battles. Having read that back I now realise it sounds a lot weirder than I meant it.